tess, 25, she/they, victoria australia. i write stuff. here for the snacks. ao3: http://archiveofourown.org/users/EmpressTod/profile

mapswithoutwyoming:

evilwizard:

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

me: guard two, if I asked guard one if he killed jfk, what would he say?

guard two: he’d say he didn’t

me: got it. now I’d like to ask you about some—

me:

me: wait what

tideoftrash:

viktor-sbor:

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A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt’s painting “Night Watch” with a bottle of wine and dinner.

me in my animal crossing house after that fox has sold me another fake painting

hyrude:

i’m staying with my parents a couple weeks until my new apartment is ready so they sit and watch me play zelda whenever they have a minute. and they always say stuff like “doesn’t link get lonely?” and “don’t you think he’s tired from running everywhere?” and “does he have a home?” like exactly exactly thats what i’m always saying. they have got to get on tumblr

violetheart77:

ao3topshipsbracket:

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

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Fox Mulder/Dana Scully (The X-Files) vs Castiel/Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Mulder/Scully

Castiel/Dean

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we’re aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

The two-panel Destiel Confession News meme.  In the top panel, Misha Collins as Castiel has a teary-eyed smile and says: "I love you."  In the bottom panel, Jensen Ackles as Dean is replaced with a screenshot from The X-Files of David Duchovny as Agent Fox Mulder entering a room, and the caption on this screenshot is edited to say: "Cas, you're not gonna believe this."; to the left of The X-Files screenshot is a screenshot of the Mulder/Scully vs. Castiel/Dean Winchester poll by AO3 Top Ships Bracket, in which Mulder & Scully received 53% out of 51,514 votes to beat Destiel at only 47%.ALT